thinsquids:

*loses 5 lbs* I don’t see a difference

*gaines 0.003 lbs* Why did I let myself go

(Source: emilyologist)

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One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

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stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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darkblastoise:

afterschool activities

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vspink:

Our new back to campus must-haves are here

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cumgirl1:

Nicki need to let Drake hit it not just for himself but for all of us

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anothercleverjedimindtrick:

My god. Yes

Shake It
BY MetroStation
FROM THE ALBUM: Metro Station
PLAYED: 296489 TIMES.

Now, if she touches like this

Will you touch her right back?

bro remember when u listened to this song in the commons area of your middle school and you had a purple and black zebra case on your ipod and your background was a cartoon monster or cupcake and muffin that said ‘muffins are just ugly cupcakes’and you were wearing glittery converse and you teased and straightened your hair and wore a bow in itand you told everyone u got the bow at hot topic but you really got it at claires for 6.95 and you had like a whole dance choreographed in your head to this song but you never actually did it and then you went and talked about nightmare before christmas with your friend for an hour over skype

(Source: imtomatocheeks)

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I couldn't get the laughing face out and it made me mad 
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cartahstaph:

Cameron edit 

Nash’s edit

The damn laughing emoji still wont go away i am sad

posted6 hours ago / 20 Aug 2014 with 248 notes   

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youdontknowish:

A Bank Uses Its ‘ATMs’ To Say Thanks To Regular Customers In The Most Personalized and Heartfelt Way

Yup, you got a grown man ballin’.  Beautiful :)

Positivity, share it

SOURCE

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Louis Tomlinson + text posts that describe him creepy well.

(Source: thepurges)

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